Here at Baltimore Slumlord Watch, we’ve wondered what a realtor would say when trying to market a derelict property.  Thanks to a tip from Patterson Park, we can stop wondering.  Yes, we know we agreed to never get snarky in any of our posts, but this particular property just deserves a little snark, and we think you’ll agree.  So without further ado, let us introduce you to 3026 E. Fayette Street.

Property Address:  3026 E. Fayette Street, Baltimore, MD 21224

Property Owner:  Robert W. Anderson, 3026 E. Fayette Street, Baltimore, MD 21224

City Council District and Contact: 13th District, Warren Branch!

Fun Features: Everything is destroyed! Windows: gone!! Cornice: blackened to a crisp! Siding? Melted!!!! Conveniently located across the street from a bus stop!!

Extras: Wheelbarrow in the back yard, if you want it. Also, a very nice collection of cinder blocks!!

How long it’s been like this: Longer than anyone can remember! At least three years!!

front view of 3026 fayette street
front view of 3026 fayette street
charred siding on 3026 fayette street
charred siding on 3026 fayette street
open windows on 3026 fayette street
open windows on 3026 fayette street

Thanks again to our readers in Patterson Park!!